General Zod for President

you never know, he just might make it

General Zod of Superman movie fame is apparently running for President at Zod2008.com: "In 2008 I shall restore your dignity and make you servants worthy of my rule. This new government shall become a tool of my oppression. Instead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty. I only ask for your tribute, your lives, and your vote."