Don't have time to go see a movie? Are you disgusted by rising theatre prices ($8 for a soggy box of popcorn? Are you insane?!?)? Would you like to be able to sit in the comfort of your own home and watch quality cinema?

Well, I have a solution. It's called The 30-Second Bunnies Theatre Library. Here's a few highlights from their stellar collection:

The classic horror movie Aliens. Re-enacted by cute little bunnies. In thirty seconds.

Bunnies! It's A Wonderful Life! In thirty seconds!

"Every night in my dreams...I see you..I feel you..That is why I know you..go on (warble warble trill)". The Titanic; you haven't experienced this movie in its full glory until you see it acted out by cute little bunnies.

Recent studies indicate that we enjoy wasting time on the Net, but I don't necessarily call looking at sites like Bunny Theatre "wasting time", I call it enriching myself and my professional reputa-, okay, yes. I'm wasting time. Shoot. Well, we might as well go the whole hog here. And it's not even Friday!

• Fun, Yet Disturbing, Sites On The Web: Enter here and be damned! (not really.)
• Crank.net: All cranks, all the time! A new crackpot lunatic web site is added every day for your viewing pleasure.
• OddTodd.com: OddTodd is literally the wind beneath my wings.
• Toothpaste for Dinner will make you laugh, cry, or stare blankly at your screen, wondering why anyone would think this is funny.