Greatest Internet Moments

Well, at least they're the greatest Internet moments according to the writer. Here's a sampling:

• Mr. Rogers Says "Hi Neighbor!" to the Internet: "When I saw that square former Presbyterian minister in his sweater, I knew that everyone - absolutely everyone - would be coming online."
• Homeland Security According to Bert and Ernie: "Okay, okay, we get the idea. Er, and what exactly are we supposed to do. Gauge how much we should panic uncontrollably? And isn't this just a ploy to distract us from the Illuminati's manipulation of the federal monetary reserve?"
• Hamster Dance:"The dancing hamster became a kind of legend - shorthand for the wild and irrational popularity that awaits us all somewhere on the internet."

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