New Google Identification Badges-"It Hurts, Man."

Hi. My name is (erased for security purposes). Today was a big day for Google since we unveiled Google Desktop improvements. But after the release party, we were all herded into this big room and...

(brief pause while subject composes himself)

"Okay, well, anyway, there were all these hooded figures standing around the edges of the room with these little brands in their hands. A loud voice said over the intercom that if we "wanted to keep getting our stock options please proceed to the front" or something like that. And then we all had to roll up our sleeves and get the Google Brand. Yeah. It hurts, dude.

Afterwards, we all sang the Google Song, "Hail to Our Google Overlords, Long May They Reign". It goes to the tune of "Yankee Doodle Dandy." I think it's pretty stupid, but hey. I guess this will save me some time in the morning cause instead of yanking out the ID card I'll just flash me some tat."