Fake Google Headlines...or Not? Bwah hah hah!!

GAH! This just in from Google Blogoscoped:

• Google Says "Sorry" for Giant Gmail Data Leak
• Google Admits Satellite Imagery "Mostly Fake"
• Google Engineer Caught Artificially Slowing Down Search Results for Years; "Only a nasty prank", Engineer Says
• Page and Brin Lose Valuable PageRank Algorithm in Train; $10,000 Finder's Fee
• Google Announces Motto Change; Now "Only evil when necessary."

Well, I never.

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