Babababa, etc.

If you're a songwriter and you've run out of the ordinary relationship material from which to pen your angst-ridden ditties, all you need to do is turn to the Web. Yes, the Web. Do what Mort did and write a song about Google:

"When it's late at night And you've an essay due And you don't know what to write I'll tell you what to do Before sunrise Find something to plagiarise on Google Talkin' 'bout Google... When you meet someone new To whom you take a shine Don't make a move till you Check them out online You may find then She's already killed six men on Google Talkin' 'bout Google... Babababa etc. "

Okay! So, in the spirit of Google...song..stuff, I guess, I'm officially kicking off the First Annual Songs About Search Engines Contest. Entries should be sent to me with permission to post them on the site. Please let us know what tune your masterpiece should be sung along to, heck, enclose musical notation if you really want to go nuts.

Related: This information about search engines should get those creative juices flowing.